Tuesday, July 19, 2005

White Buffalo

According to this article a white buffalo was born to a buffalo in Kentucky, the local Native Americans are celebrating its arrival, little do they know that in just a few years the White Buffalo will steal all of their land and force its religion upon them.

Moving to LA

I've been thinking of moving to LA, but if I do I'll probably have to join one of those crazy celebrity religions. I'm leaning towards Jedi, because that shit could come in handy. I looked at Scientology but I just don't think it's for me. For starters it was created by L. Ron Hubbard, an author. If Tom Clancy came up to you and said, "I've figured out the secrets of the universe!", would you really say "Oh, please show me the way wise rabbi Clancy!" No, you'd say, "Hold still Mr. Clancy while we put this nice white jacket on you, you crazy son of a bitch."
Do Scientologists do exorcisms and if so at any point during the exorcism do they shout, "The power of L. Ron Hubbard compels you."